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a moment of silence for my tolerance

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A Moment Of Silence For My Tolerance is available as a ceramic mug, fine art print, greetings cards, tote bag, notebook, water bottle, and tumbler. Perfect for anyone who's reached their absolute limit with people. Relatable humour for the perpetually exhausted. Dishwasher safe mugs, quality prints, and durable accessories. Bold, unapologetic gifts from Everyday Womtras.

Gifts for men who don't need more novelty socks:

For the man who’s confident in his masculinity without being toxic, this is a properly funny gift that doesn’t rely on tired clichés or tragic banter. Ideal as a funny gift for him, whether he’s a boyfriend, husband, dad or mate with a sharp sense of humour. A solid choice for unique gifts for men, sarcastic gifts, and cheeky presents that actually have personality.

Perfect for birthdays, Christmas or Father’s Day — because he deserves better than another tankard with “World’s Okayest Bloke” on it.

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Dancing figure: 'dance like no-one's got a camera'

Prints

A 300gsm black-and-white fine art print makes an excellent talking point for the downstairs loo, a fun spark of sass your guests can chuckle at while hanging up their coat, or a bit of poignant wisdom to kickstart the kitchen disco. Printed in-house with care and crisp detail.

Hands holding white mug with 'mouthy moo' cow design

Mugs

A 12oz ceramic mug is sublimated using specialist heat-press equipment so the design is permanently fused into the glaze, no scratching or fading. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Ideal for adding a touch of passive-aggressive elegance to your next Teams call.

Person holding white tote bag with "I came, I saw, I left exceptionally early" text and genie drawing on a beach

Totes

A durable canvas tote bag measuring 29 cm wide by 33 cm tall, plus a 23 cm handle from seam to crest. Perfect for extra shopping space, slinging into your handbag, or swanning around the farmers market.

Notebook: 'sincerest apologies, i dont speak cockwomble' text and creature drawing

Notebooks

Sublimated polyester-coated hardback notebook filled with tightly lined, cream-coloured pages. Works beautifully with pencil and ink, with very little bleed-through. Handmade with a stitched-in bookmark. Inside cover signed by the artist.

White tumblers with 'You are cordially invited to set yourself on fire' text

Tumblers

500ml vacuum-sealed tumbler that keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for literal hours. Screw on lid and slide back Dishwasher-safe with sublimated design and a straw.

Two white water bottles with humorous text

Bottles

500ml leak-proof screw-top aluminium sports bottle, sublimated and dishwasher safe.

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