you are cordially invited to set yourself on fire
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You Are Cordially Invited To Set Yourself On Fire available as ceramic mug, fine art print, greetings cards, tote bag, notebook, water bottle, and tumbler. Polite hostility perfection for enemies and annoying people. Darkly funny gift for friends with a savage sense of humor. Dishwasher safe mugs, quality prints, and durable accessories. Bold, unapologetic gifts from Everyday Womtras.
Feminist gifts with attitude:
For the friend who speaks first and thinks never.
The one who smiles in public but unleashes unhinged chaos in private.
For yourself — because you own your weird.
Gifts with personality:
Notebooks are hardback and lined.
Mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe.
Tote bags prefer a gentle wash inside-out when required.
Water bottles and tumblers are dishwasher safe (not microwave though!).
Prints should be framed and admired. I've got my faves in my downstairs loo and they always get comments.
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Prints
A 300gsm black-and-white fine art print makes an excellent talking point for the downstairs loo, a fun spark of sass your guests can chuckle at while hanging up their coat, or a bit of poignant wisdom to kickstart the kitchen disco. Printed in-house with care and crisp detail.
Mugs
A 12oz ceramic mug is sublimated using specialist heat-press equipment so the design is permanently fused into the glaze, no scratching or fading. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Ideal for adding a touch of passive-aggressive elegance to your next Teams call.
Totes
A durable canvas tote bag measuring 29 cm wide by 33 cm tall, plus a 23 cm handle from seam to crest. Perfect for extra shopping space, slinging into your handbag, or swanning around the farmers market.
Notebooks
Sublimated polyester-coated hardback notebook filled with tightly lined, cream-coloured pages. Works beautifully with pencil and ink, with very little bleed-through. Handmade with a stitched-in bookmark. Inside cover signed by the artist.
Tumblers
500ml vacuum-sealed tumbler that keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for literal hours. Screw on lid and slide back Dishwasher-safe with sublimated design and a straw.
Bottles
500ml leak-proof screw-top aluminium sports bottle, sublimated and dishwasher safe.