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held together by turkey tinsel and the ghost of last year’s Christmas sherry
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£10.00
Christmas, but with attitude. No generic messages of peace - just a circus hall of mirrors into your very soul.
"held together by turkey tinsel and the ghost of last year’s Christmas sherry" is available as a pack of four greetings cards, for your like minded friends; a ceramic dishwasher and microwave-safe mug, for fully caffeinated wrapping evenings; a durable canvas tote, for when you realise you need to pop out for sprouts; and a hardback lined notebook for all of your indecipherable planning scrawls.
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Prints
A 300gsm black-and-white fine art print makes an excellent talking point for the downstairs loo, a fun spark of sass your guests can chuckle at while hanging up their coat, or a bit of poignant wisdom to kickstart the kitchen disco. Printed in-house with care and crisp detail.
Mugs
A 12oz ceramic mug is sublimated using specialist heat-press equipment so the design is permanently fused into the glaze, no scratching or fading. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Ideal for adding a touch of passive-aggressive elegance to your next Teams call.
Totes
A durable canvas tote bag measuring 29 cm wide by 33 cm tall, plus a 23 cm handle from seam to crest. Perfect for extra shopping space, slinging into your handbag, or swanning around the farmers market.
Notebooks
Sublimated polyester-coated hardback notebook filled with tightly lined, cream-coloured pages. Works beautifully with pencil and ink, with very little bleed-through. Handmade with a stitched-in bookmark. Inside cover signed by the artist.
Tumblers
500ml vacuum-sealed tumbler that keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for literal hours. Screw on lid and slide back Dishwasher-safe with sublimated design and a straw.
Bottles
500ml leak-proof screw-top aluminium sports bottle, sublimated and dishwasher safe.