Downright Absurd

Welcome to the bit of Everyday Womtras where logic quietly leaves the building. Downright Absurd is for the wonderfully strange, gloriously ridiculous and completely unnecessary observations that somehow become gifts you desperately need to give someone. Expect bizarre insults, chaotic declarations, peculiar turns of phrase and the sort of humour that makes you say, “I don't know why that's funny, but it really bloody is.” These are Womtras for people who enjoy the odd, the unexpected and the slightly unhinged. Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, best mates, colleagues, Christmas or simply because you found something so ridiculous that not buying it would have been unreasonable.Welcome to the bit of Everyday Womtras® where logic quietly leaves the building. Downright Absurd is for the wonderfully strange, gloriously ridiculous and completely unnecessary observations that somehow become gifts you desperately need to give someone. Expect bizarre insults, chaotic declarations, peculiar turns of phrase and the sort of humour that makes you say, “I don't know why that's funny, but it really bloody is.” These are Womtras for people who enjoy the odd, the unexpected and the slightly unhinged. Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, best mates, colleagues, Christmas or simply because you found something so ridiculous that not buying it would have been unreasonable.