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Kindly Jog On You Marmite-Brained Bufflewump

Prints

A 300gsm black-and-white fine art print makes an excellent talking point for the downstairs loo, a fun spark of sass your guests can chuckle at while hanging up their coat, or a bit of poignant wisdom to kickstart the kitchen disco. Printed in-house with care and crisp detail.

Mugs

A 12oz ceramic mug is sublimated using specialist heat-press equipment so the design is permanently fused into the glaze, no scratching or fading. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Ideal for adding a touch of passive-aggressive elegance to your next Teams call.

Totes

A durable canvas tote bag measuring 29 cm wide by 33 cm tall, plus a 23 cm handle from seam to crest. Perfect for extra shopping space, slinging into your handbag, or swanning around the farmers market.

Notebooks

Sublimated polyester-coated hardback notebook filled with tightly lined, cream-coloured pages. Works beautifully with pencil and ink, with very little bleed-through. Handmade with a stitched-in bookmark. Inside cover signed by the artist.

Tumblers

500ml vacuum-sealed tumbler that keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for literal hours. Screw on lid and slide back Dishwasher-safe with sublimated design and a straw.

Bottles

Leak-proof screw-top aluminium sports bottle, sublimated and dishwasher safe.

FAQs

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

If I've already got one made, I'll ship it second class Royal Mail the following day. If I need to make it, same - I do it all in-house (my house in fact). If you need it first class, let me know and I'll see what I can do.

Very close, but no two are identical. That’s the joy. And also the risk we take when humans are involved.

Everything is made by me. Individually. With my own two hands. No factories, no elves, no “art department”. It's just me: quite literally held together by delusion and pritt stick.

If it says dishwasher safe, then yes. If it doesn’t, please don’t test fate. e.g. I wouldn't recommend putting a print in the dishwasher or a metal insulated tumbler in the microwave.

Yes. I am always happy to create bespoke pieces at no additional charge. I am often asked to customise "no one likes you martin", or swap out the character for an alternative presenting gender. Message me and I'll take care of it for you.

It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me. There's an "About" tab at the top there. I am an artist, I have another website showcasing my paintings. Take a look.

Business Information

To see my paintings - very different, but equally heartfelt and chaotic, visit jowrightcreative.com.

Quality Assurance

Everything you find in my shop, is made entirely by me. I draw/design, print, cut, score, package, & ship every single order myself. Each product carries a little chaos, a lot of heart, & the unmistakable mark of something made by hand, not mass-produced by machines.

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