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How To Own Your Particular Brand Of Chaos
Step 1. Scroll
...to the Everyday Womtra that speaks your particular brand of chaos.
Step 2. Choose
...mug, tote, notebook, insulted tumbler for your journey wine.. I mean coffee.
Step 3. Relax
...your work is done. I package and post to you, your friend, or enemy.
Step 4. Enjoy
...weather it's a gift for you or them - it'll scream "that's so me".
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& What Fresh Carnival Of Incompetence Is This Pray Tell? -
A Moment Of Silence For My Tolerance -
Affection With Attitude -
Apparently I’m Unequivocally “a Bit Much” -
As Emotionally Organised As A Glitter Cannon -
As Per My Previous Email -
Certified Valentine Icon -
Daddy Cool -
Dance Like No-one’s Got A Camera -
Definitive Rock God -
Detail Orientated While Emotionally Illiterate -
Extinguish The Existential Souffle And Perhaps Reconsider Your Life Choices -
Gift Bundle Options -
Go Educate Yourself You Wafflestomping Twazzock -
Go Fudge Yourself Please & Thank You -
Go Scoff An Arsebiscuit Sharon -
Happy Birthday Poo Face -
Held Together By Delusion And Pritt Stick -
Hey There Sexy -
Highly Strung, Hangry And Ready For The Group Chat -
I Am A Golden Goddess, Who The Rotten Clang-nuggets Are You? -
I Am Untethered & My Rage Is Boundless -
I Came, I Saw, I Made It Exceptionally Weird -
I Can Indeed Confirm The Problem Is You
